My friend, Amber, surprised me with this awesome book and I am super excited to read it!
Chapters/sections include:
- Your Children Want to Ruin You
- Road trip with your kids: multiply how bad you think it will be by a thousand, then add a million
- How to leave your baby in the car while you dash into the 7-11
- How to drop off your sick kid at daycare before the teacher figures it out
- How to hand off a newborn who just filled a diaper
- Yes, the babysitter is judging you
I mean, come on!
Granted, I won't have time to read anything other than literary theory for the next few months, but I view this book as a light at the end of the tunnel!
Thanks, Amber!! I know you'll be a shitty mom too someday!
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